If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number