People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
