Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror