I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
