In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
