One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
I want what you want so I want a cow
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
