My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

One thing I could do Was need control

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…