Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose