People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
