When God closes one store He opens another

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule