Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

God is the world’s only super-bower

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything