There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
