We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it