Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
