The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
