It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
