Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

When God closes one store He opens another

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

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I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…