When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic