Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny