When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone