Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…