God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
