You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
