I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable