Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized