Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house