Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
One thing I could do Was need control
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
