On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead