Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
