Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

I don’t get mad I get odd