You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
