Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
