If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent