Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it