Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

People are afraid of change so they change with the times