Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us