The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask