If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew