Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
