I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people