I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
There Is Always Room For
