People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
