If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone