I Prefer Football, but I Have to Admit, Soccer Is Life
You can’t call timeout in soccer
But you can fake an injury
You can’t call timeout in life
But you can fake yourself out
By believing you’ve faked us all out
And gotten away with it
Which is the belief
That you can stop time
And do whatever you want
While everyone else
Is frozen in time
In soccer
When you fake an injury for a timeout
There is added time
In life
Or, shall we say
The afterlife
Added time is known as
Gehinnom