I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

I have an idea: I have no idea

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as