As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…