She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
