My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do