I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…