The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all