Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat