Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming