In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…