My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot