The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone