We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
