My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
