If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again