Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
