Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
