Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique