When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
