A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Breathe in not out

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity