There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker