In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;