When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized