Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

In Let there be plight the P is silent

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude