I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about